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- R.R.R. presents Silly Whinings
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- The Very Mother of All Music Disks
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- Released 21.Nov.94
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-
- 1. What da fuck?
- ----------------
- Couple of weeks ago there was a modulecompetition at our EastHKI
- HQ, Kevyt Linja (+358-0-343-2373) which was great success: Over
- 15 modules took a part. Oh, the happiness, oh the rejoicement.
-
- Well, we kinda thought that usual AmigaGuide environment wouldn't
- be enough to present these great modules for public, so our coding
- division programmed a most brilliant front-end for them. With some
- things added, Silly Whinings was born. A gory birth. From wombs of
- bitches it was born. Oh yes... Blood 'n splatter!
-
-
- 2. Requirements
- ---------------
- An AGA-Amiga with lots of free memory (2mb CHIP is enough)
- A disk which can handle 3.5 megs of data. HD is okay.
- This production will not work from floppies. We are sick and
- tired of the other groups doing lame trackloaders and old-fashioned crap.
- If you don't have suitable storage device, it's time to go to the
- store and purchase one. This is certainly worth it.
-
-
- 3. Usage
- --------
- Just start the Pussy, from CLI or SHELL. Your current directory
- must be the dir where Pussy and it's datafiles are (Silly_Whinings
- in original archives). Otherwise Pussy will go mad, contaminated
- blood will stain your whereabouts and other horrible things happen.
-
- Then you can select modules with your dear mousie. You can also
- scroll the screen with mouse. Beware of the ugly dudes! In the text
- window, try clicking places "tune / general" and sliding gadgets
- for different texts and information about the modules.
-
- Enormous secret part included - Don't forget the strategic places!
-
-
- 4. Bugs
- -------
- Harvey's dog ate almost all replay-sources as well as Sorsso's
- original scrolltext. So there's a pile of incompatible modules in
- YouPlayThese-directory. Use your favourite player to play them.
- As well as the modules used in the frontend, they are all released
- today. ZeRoDaY modules! Gigacool, eh?
-
-
- 5. Credits
- ----------
- Modules by the Authors
- Modules supplied by Sorsso
- Interactive Front-End & TG:n NalleKarkit by Teuvo Tursas
- Secret Part, Packing & Documents by Tailgunner
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-
- 6. Greetings
- ------------
- Liven homopojille terkkuja, te ootte j{tk{t tosi namuja
- Abdul Alhazred - We love them goat-beards!
- Sheriff's daughter & Maxine from Picket Fences! Kinda cuties, huh?
- Teille Lusiveerus joka olet Helvetiss{
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- 7. Fuck with us
- ---------------
- And fuck with our whole family. Try out:
-
- Email: mtv@eden.fipnet.fi - Deep Throat Himself
- myki@freenet.hut.fi - The Sado Service
- Fido: sorsso@2:220/690.0 - Sorsso's Box
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- 8. Kevyt Linja ModuleCompo '94 Results
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- Pos. Name Points Average Composer
- --- ---------------------- ------ ------- ---------------------------
- 1. Sa'Ma'Vel 52p 8.6 Kristian Ekholm
- 2. Soit Ite Kitaral 50p 8.3 ALE / Sarvet
- 3. Jungle Ballad 49p 8.1 Monk
- 4. H.H.K. '93 47p 7.8 The IndyPoppers TG & Karza
- 5. Vinku 45p 7.5 Juselius Maamies
- 5. No Tears 45p 7.5 Monk
- 5. Passing Space And Time 45p 7.5 Temen
- 6. No Point 42p 7.0 Strobo/Stellar
- 6. Bi (Cyber Edit) 42p 7.0 Roadrunner
- 6. Jukan (Juhla) 20 42p 7.0 Jukka Lemmetty
- 7. Suolaa, Suolaa, Kasvo 41p 6.8 Der Piipo
- 8. Energian Pursuminen 39p 6.5 ALE / Sarvet
- 9. Sunshine Of Your Love 37p 6.2 Broman
- 10. Estonia Mass Suicide 36p 6.0 Broman
- 10. Metalli-Mika 36p 6.0 Zeus / Domination
- 11. Painless 35p 5.8 Samuli Lehtonen
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- The judgement team consisted of the following: (Alphabetical order)
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- HoneyBuns - Sorsso's Anon Groupie pig
- Ice Devil - Syntikkapoppimies, Piirassieppo, Trade
- Tailgunner - RRR Complainment Section Himself
- Teuvo Tursas - Chairman of the RRR Coder Division
- Sexy Joints - Sorsso's Anon Groupie pig
- Sorsselsson - SoRSSO!
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 1ST. KRISTIAN EKHOLM: Sa'ma'Vel (total: 52/60)
-
- SexyJ : Peaceful and sentimental
- Points : 9
-
- Honey : Tapani Kansa
- Points : 7
-
- TailG : I smell the repulsive MIDI-abuse around. Let's dance!
- Points : 7
-
- Teuvo : Sentimental and extremely high quality
- Points : 9
-
- Sorsso : Bass and drums are great, and the piano-playing is not ripped from
- the arse either.
- Points : 10
-
- IceD : Cute piano-tune. Definitely winner type, because of the sweet
- melody. Brilliant!
- Points : 10
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 2ND. ALE / SARVET: Soit Ite Kitaral (total: 50/60)
-
- SexyJ : Goings-on music
- Points : 9
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- Honey : Pop to the urban people
- Points : 7
-
- TailG : Although this is not guitar which plays the tune, it sounds quite
- good. Fast playing, interesting, melodic. Huh. The song has
- some uninteresting synth sections.
- Points : 9
-
- Teuvo : Nice melody. Reminds me of the tunes in Ultima V. Synth-sections
- were nice additions.
- Points : 9
-
- Sorsso : It become better all the time till the end. Nice sounding
- instrumental.
- Points : 9
-
- IceD : Samples do not fit together, it spoils this melodic piece.
- The problem mentioned above bothers many times during the song.
- Points : 7
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 3RD. MONK: Jungle Ballad (total: 48/60)
-
- SexyJ : Relaxing piano's pimputus.
- Points : 8
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- Honey : Lovely and wet dreammusic.
- Points : 7
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- TailG : Reminds me of the Loco-game on C64. Hey, sweet memories & wet pants!
- Points : 9
-
- Teuvo : Luvely atmospheric song. Bril.
- Points : 9
-
- Sorsso : C64-feelings too. And picket fences looms around too.
- Points : 8
-
- IceD : Good ballad, simple, but MUCH too short!
- Points : 7
- **************************************************************************
- *** 4TH. TG & KARZA : H.H.K. '93 (total: 47/50)
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- SexyJ : Cool christmas song.
- Points : 10
-
- Honey : My god, what a goings-on!
- Points : 9
-
- TailG : I'm not one to comment this brilliant masterpiece.
- Points : 7
-
- Teuvo : I used to sing this song when I was a puppy. Short enough.
- Points : 8
-
- Sorsso : Almost perfect, but this is not composers original tune but
- a cover version.
- Points : 7
-
- IceD : Averagely mixed classic. This is so shite that you have to look
- for another one that is as good as this.
- Points : 6
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 5TH. JUSELIUS MAAMIES: Vinku (total: 45/50)
-
- SexyJ : Boring.
- Points : 7
-
- Honey : A russian christmas song.
- Points : 6
-
- TailG : The excellent russian atmosphere is quite often ruined with
- poor synths. Nice drums. Neo-classical experience. Good for
- RPG-game.
- Points : 9
-
- Teuvo : Couple of nice parts. The frequency of the main instrument was
- too high. Almost perfect ending.
- Points : 7
-
- Sorsso : The author has been listening to some classic music lately.
- Part-time boring but otherwise good. Nice bassdrums.
- Points : 8
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- IceD : Ordinary module, the beat is too fast in some places.
- Simple, good melody.
- Points : 8
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- **************************************************************************
- *** 5TH. MONK: No Tears (total: 45/50)
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- SexyJ : C-64 music.
- Points : 9
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- Honey : C-64 Cobra
- Points : 6
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- TailG : Fairly good chip tune.
- Points : 8
-
- Teuvo : Pretty good chip tune.
- Points : 8
-
- Sorsso : Redundant, boring, stabile, cryogenic. I've heard worse songs though.
- Points : 6
-
- IceD : Small chiptune. Cunning, but short. Reminds me of some tune from
- C64-game, which I own.
- Points : 8
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 5TH. TEMEN: Passing Space And Time (total: 45/50)
-
- SexyJ : Peaceful
- Points : 8
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- Honey : Cottonmusic.
- Points : 7
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- TailG : If we don't count Sorsso, this is the most boring sonsabitch
- I've ever heard. And it's absolutely too fucking long.
- Points : 5
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- Teuvo : Relaxing. Good elevator music. Doesn't bother too much.
- Points : 8
-
- Sorsso : If one is going to go to bed, and he doesn't feel sleepy,
- this song will surely help!
- Points : 6
-
- IceD : This is quality trance. Samples ok! Enough melody for trance.
- Points : 9
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 6TH. STROBO / STELLAR: No Point (total: 42/60)
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- SexyJ : Hard to say. Jumputi jumputi.
- Points : 8
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- Honey : Techno is STILL from butthole, but it's very good!
- Points : 7
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- TailG : Dance/tekno/trance/bull-overdose. This is one in a quantillion.
- Points : 6
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- Teuvo : I've got nothing to say.
- Points : 6
-
- Sorsso : Typical techno-piledriver. No melody.
- Points : 6
-
- IceD : As I'm a tekno-freak, I consider this module as quite good.
- Beginning is a little too long, otherwise good prodigy-mix.
- Points : 9
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 6TH. ROADRUNNER: Bi (Cyber Edit) (total: 42/60)
-
- SexyJ : Too much jumputus.
- Points : 6
-
- Honey : I don't like techno.
- Points : 6
-
- TailG : Not repeating the same shit all the time. The beep-sound was
- changed to boop-sound quite often so it didn't become too boring. :)
- Points : 8
-
- Teuvo : It just made me thought about visiting the bathroom.
- Points : 7
-
- Sorsso : The composer surely can make music, but "that something" was
- missing.
- Points : 8
-
- IceD : Average tekno, could be faster. It becomes too complicated in some
- parts. The beat on the background could be more tekno-like.
- Because the beat is there almost all the time, it could have
- been sampled better. "Melody" is simple but fitting.
- Points : 7
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 6TH. JUKKA LEMMETTY: (Jukan Juhla) 20 (total: 42/60)
-
- SexyJ : Phew!
- Points : 7
-
- Honey : <can not judge his own thingy>
- Points : 7
-
- TailG : I hate the drum beat, really. Typical demo/intro tune. Boring.
- Perhaps a good piece when one wants to get really mad.
- Propably technically good as it could have been taken from
- any "elite"-group lamedemonstration.
- Points : 6
-
- Sorsso : Jolly good song. I like to listen to this. Honest.
- Not a straight-forward tune. Includes some great melodies.
- Points : 9
-
- IceD : Hey, this one's got some melodies also! WOW! Melodic normal module,
- nothing new, but still listenable.
- Points : 8
-
- Teuvo : Boring nonsense crap. Still missing the bongo-drums.
- Points : 6
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 7TH. DER PIIPO: Suolaa, Suolaa, Kasvo (total: 41/50)
-
- SexyJ : Traditional computer music
- Points : 8
-
- Honey : Estonish fuckings
- Points : 6
-
- TailG : Everyone thought that C64 is long gone. This song is proof that
- his haunting shadow still lurks over the unsuspecting world.
- Points : 7
-
- Teuvo : Awful instruments. Sounds like my brother "playing" his guitar.
- Points : 4
-
- Sorsso: Personal, artistic, psychedelic.
- Points : 8
-
- IceD : The author has done chip-tunes previosly, I see.
- Good example on how to make SICK but good chip-tune.
- Points : 8
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 8TH. ALE / SARVET: Energian Pursuminen (total: 39/40)
-
- SexyJ : Oh, well...
- Points : 7
-
- Honey : Techno sucks. Techno is pig good!
- Points : 7
-
- TailG : Beginning was weird enough, well then came this 2Unlimited
- along. Oh weed.
- Points : 6
-
- Teuvo : I'd rather call this "Paskan Pursuaminen".
- Points : 5
-
- Sorsso : That's what I call boring! Typical technomusic. IMHO.
- Points : 6
-
- IceD : Another tekno-tune, repeating too much, but not the worst
- one I've heard.
- Points : 8
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 9TH. BROMAN: Eric Clapton's "Sunshine Of Your Love" (total: 37/40)
-
- SexyJ : Eric Clapton rules. Good guitar sound, or what's that? Yeah
- Points : 5
-
- Honey : Oh boy, this guy really can stay in the rhythm
- Points : 6
-
- TailG : Sweet seventies! Sounds like Black Sabbath with awesome
- speed metal parts! Vocals fit perfectly. This is THE Tune.
- Points : 10
-
- Teuvo : I like beatles. This is not beatles.
- Points : 7
-
- Sorsso : Eric "Heavy-Metal" Clapton. This is some major bull. Unbearable.
- Points : 4
-
- IceD : Oh help! Samples are from anus, blended like tomatoes in ketchup!
- When one makes a song out of these, it doesn't interest me to
- listen another time. I'm not sure about the musical skills of the
- author.
- Points : 5
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 10TH. BROMAN: Estonia-The-Fuckin'-Mass-Suicide-But-Who-Wanted-To-Die
- (total: 36/40)
-
- SexyJ : The same was repeated too much.
- Points : 5
-
- Honey : Quite a courageous shot!
- Points : 6
-
- TailG : The lyrics were ultra-perverse, no question. The sleepy voice,
- the hollow melodies. Cool. Cliche bells in the beginning.
- Absolutely creepy one, but poorly constructed.
- Points : 7
-
- Teuvo : A moody tribute to the victims. I only missed the bongo-drums.
- Points : 8
-
- Sorsso : Poor vocals, not enough strenght in them. Lyrics were cliche
- politic propaganda. Too repeating.
- Points : 5
-
- IceD : Another one riding on the fame of the ESTONIA-name. No megamixes.
- Defecation in a box-shaped container.
- Points : 5
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 10TH. ZEUS / DOMINATION: Metalli-Mika (total: 36/60)
-
- SexyJ : It doesn't go in any note.. you know.. erm.. I mean..
- Points : 5
-
- Honey : Fucking cool fuck, man.
- Points : 7
-
- TailG : Mike should tune his guitar. I wonder how the Amiga can miss
- the rhythm so easily.
- Points : 7
-
- Teuvo : I thought they were drilling outside the flat.
- Points : 5
-
- Sorsso : Sounds quite unfinished. Awesome guitar playing.
- Points : 5
-
- IceD : The beginning is awesome, it could have been anything, but NOT
- something like this. Failure as a metal song.
- Points : 7
-
- **************************************************************************
- *** 11TH. SAMULI LEHTONEN: Painless (total: 35/60)
-
- SexyJ : Fucking clowns, heavy assholes
- Points : 4
-
- Honey : Ooooooooh shit
- Points : 5
-
- TailG : This -almost- reaches the unreachable level of RRR. It's the
- attitude, not the quality!
- Points : 10
-
- Teuvo : Gee! Knight Rider rules!
- Points : 5
-
- Sorsso : Just like Judas Priest and Accept. Weird drum-patterns.
- Points : 5
-
- IceD : Err... Someone could have tuned the guitar before the song was
- made. And the melody could be better too, it rapes me ears
- couple 'o times when the guitar plays 2 high frequences u nou
- man. Best parts were beginning and the end. At the middle -
- nothing special.
- Points : 6
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- **************************************************************************
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